Last night just made me fall for you all over again… Drunk & high as hell, driving down the highway in the rain faster then I’ve ever gone before… So stupid & so fun. It actually hurts so much to know you’ll be married soon. I need to just get over this. :’(
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.
Lol partying with work mates is not always a good idea. Especially when they are all guys and I am all “omg your so hot i love you” fml.
WTF have u dine
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
At my lowest weight in 4-5 years but still so fucking fat. Need more drugs & starving. Meh. :(